Anonymous said: So rather recently my friend who didn't know I was into ladies was changing in front of me and we were talking and I rather impressively managed to instead of saying what I want just respond to her with the word boobs, though she kinda laughed it off I think a part of me has died how do I get over this incredibly cringe worthy incident?
Holy shit, I am so sorry! Talk about a Freudian slip.
Anyway, I’d say just to remember that your friend (according to you) didn’t seem to think anything of it, and even if she did, she didn’t freak out or anything like that, so, hey, IT COULD’VE BEEN WORSE, OK?! :)
Anonymous said: How do you handle the realization that no matter what you do your life will probably never matter on a large scale and in a hundred years no one will know you ever existed?
I’m still kind of working on that myself, but personally, I just try to do the best I can to matter on a small scale, and be there for the people in my immediate life. And if I can leave some long-term positive impression on others at some point in my lifetime, then, great! But if not, at least I’ll know that I’ve (hopefully) been a decent person and that I didn’t leave anything on the table.
Alternatively, you could just waste your life away eating pizza and watching shit on Netflix.
Anonymous said: Sooo... Uh are u gonna get the event shiny beldum for omega ruby alpha sapphie
Most likely, assuming it’s just a WiFi distribution Pokemon like the Speed Boost Torchic they gave away for X & Y’s release. Shiny Metagross is pretty cool. :D
That moment when you’re brushing your teeth, and you go a little too hard, and you see that little bit of blood in your spit, and you genuinely think, for a split-second, that you’re gonna die.
can yOU IMAGINE SEEING YOUR INTERNET FRIEND SMILING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FRONT OF YOU. I BET THEIR SMILE CAN LIGHT uP THIS ENTIRE WORLD
Do MRAs actually put thought into their responses or are they some sort of robot programmed to go around proving everyone right all the time?
Hey everyone: for those of you who are wondering, the Westboro Baptist Church and gonna bandwagon on he death of Micheal Brown in order to promote even more hateful rhetoric. Please don’t let them do this. If you can, send the people of Ferguson support. If not, then signal boost this as a warning.
man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like
aries: strong :)
taurus: great :)
gemini: fake bitch
cancer: emotional :)
leo: determined :)
virgo: sneaky asshole
libra: smart :)
scorpio: vengeful shitlord
sagittarius: alright :)
capricorn: hardworker :)
aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch
pisces: good :)
*meets a girl, has long, loving relationship with her and starts a family*
*fast-forward 80 years later, me on deathbed*
"…It was just a prank, LOL"
So, remember a couple months ago when I made those custom Pokemon trainer sprites of Emma Blackery, Cherry Wallis, and myself? Well, I decided to mess around with custom sprites again, and this time, I made everyone’s favorite professional Chris Kendall fangirl, Ellie Galaxies!
Hey, so, who wants to join me and form an alt. rock/pop-punk band with a name that rolls off the tongue nicely but is composed of seemingly random words? Here’s some ideas I had for names:
- Facial Stampede
- Paperweight Armageddon
- Excuse Me Is Inexcusable
- Nitro-Powered Sex Machine
- Cybergoth Dance Party
- Origami Deathwish
- Friday Night Candlelight Fist Fight
- Pony Bronchitis
- Storm The Pizza Parlor
- Nobody Has To Fart While Crying
- Steve (but if we go with this, no one in the band can actually be named, “Steve” (artistic reasons))
ADULTHOOD LEVEL: paying my bills online while listening to symphonic black metal